Friday, May 04, 2007

Never Mind

"Have you heard from Jake?"

"No. He didn't call me so I assume that he is on his way."

"Well should you call the hospital and check?"

"No. Either he is on his way to the long-term place or he acted up when his ride didn't arrive and they pumped him full of thorizine in which case he will call me next Tuesday."

"What? Huh? They did what?"

"Nothing Grandma. Never mind. I'm sure he's on his way."

5 comments:

Kbreints said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

spellconjurer said...

there is a comedian in you????? Laughter gets you through the worst of things, the best. This made me really laugh out loud,,at 7am on a Saturday. My family will think I'm nuts.

Krista said...

Oh my, that was very, very funny. Two funny blogs in a row and I am here in my office laughing like a complete idiot (and loving it)!

Anonymous said...

Are you definitely joking?

Anonymous said...

Please listen to this song - it's on iTunes.

Bonnie Tyler
It's a Heartache
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache

Hits you when it's too late
Hits you when you're down
It's a fool's game

Nothing but a fool's game
Standing in the cold rain

Feeling like a clown.

It's a heartache

Nothing but a heartache.
Love him till your arms break

Then he lets you down.
It ain't right with love to share
When you find he doesn't care for you.
It ain't wise to need someone
As much as I depended on you.

It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache

Hits you when it's too late
. . .

It ain't r'ight with love to share
. . .

Oh it's a heartache

Nothing but a heartache.
Love him till your arms break

Then he let's you down
It's a fool's game

Standing in the cold rain

Feeling like a clown.

It's a heartache
Love him till your arms break
Then he let's you down
It's a heartache