Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Thank You's

After a large birthday party it is usually customary to write out thank you's for the gifts you receive. Since Zack, as of yet although we are trying, can not write out the thank you's that job falls to me.

So... here we go...

Dear Julie-

Thank you so much for the power wheels four wheeler. It took all of 2 minutes for Zack to figure out how to push the button to make it go forward. However, at his age no one has been able to teach him the importance of stopping pushing the button before he hits something, like say a coffee table or a parent. The art of turning has also, as of yet, escaped him.

The bill for the furniture repair and the bruised shins will be on it's way shortly.

Sincerely,

Hobbling Heather

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Dear Shane & Jessica -

Thank you so much for the rocket ship that we have to pry Zack off of. He likes to push the buttons and he knows that it should move forward when his legs move. However, he was blessed with short little legs there by ensuring that he will not be able to touch the ground while sitting on the seat until he is 4 or 5.

So, in the mean time mom and dad have to bend down and or walk on our knees to make sure the rocket ship continues moving forward at a respectable pace to avoid the screaming.

Thank you so, so much for that joy that you brought into our lives. The chiropractic bill will be making it's way to you.

Sincerely,

Just Barely Walking Upright Jake

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Dear Tony & Vicki-

Thank you so much for the book that you purchased for Zack that plays music at a volume that would further deafen even an old man. Perhaps we forgot to mention to you that Zack now has his tubes in his ears and so he can hear just fine. (And while we're at it so can mom and dad... or at least we COULD before this book arrived.)

The bill for the family bonus pack of hearing aids should be arriving in your mailbox any day now!!

Sincerely,

Hard of Hearing Hamiltons

4 comments:

Kbreints said...

LOL!! So cute.

darkship said...

I sense sarcasm.....I think

OMH said...

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could REALLY write Thank You notes like that! What? Your Kidding? You really did write them? You Go Girl!

stella said...

Ha Ha Ha! You funny!