My Standard Answer When We Were Selling Jake's Jeep....

Seriously? You don't even know what it is but you want some pictures and to know it's condition? There are pictures and a description of it's condition in the ad.

FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME. PERHAPS GET A JOB?? NOW THERE'S AN IDEA!!

I will not fall for your scam, I am not stupid.

Oh, and by the way... you also can not send me a cashier's check. I will not cash said check and send you the "extra" money for shipping. I will not send that money to your shipper. Why the hell would anyone want to ship a vehicle anywhere anyway??

Serioulsy...

GET A LIFE!!

Sincerely,

The woman who knows your game and is NOT about to play it....