Monday, October 29, 2007

It's Monday...

Do I really need to say more than that? Alright, I'll go on... but it doesn't get any better from this point on. In fact that is probably the happiest sentence you are going to read so if you are looking for something positive or uplifting you may want to go elsewhere. Perhaps somewhere that will shower you with adorable pictures of bunnies and kittens.

This is not the place today!!

Let's see... where do I begin...

My husband snored last night. So badly that he woke me up SEVERAL times. He would roll over, I would just get to sleep and then he would start again.

When he wasn't snoring I was having the most off the wall dreams. Someone was coming into my house at 3:30 in the morning. They told me that they were renting the place as of the first of the month and they just wanted to move some things in early.

So we chased them outside and called the police and then Jake was going to chase this guy when I realized that Zack was still inside asleep and we couldn't leave. It got stranger from there. So I kept waking up from that.

When the alarm finally went off I opened my eyes only to discover that I had a horrible headache behind my right eye. I literally want to stick my finger in my eye socket and massage my brain.

Then as I rolled over to get out of bed I realized that I was cramping a little and lo and behold Aunt Flo had decided to come to town. Ask and ye shall receive....

So I spent a half an hour of my morning washing laundry in the bathroom sink. Usually I'm just a tosser but these were my tweety bird pajama's and I am NOT throwing those away... no matter how long it takes me to scrub them out with bar soap.

So... that's my morning in a nutshell...

I think I need to go back to bed.

Wake me when it's Friday will ya??

3 comments:

Shane and Jessica Olson said...

Peroxide will get the blood out.

I'll trade you ANY DAY darlin!!

Shane and Jessica Olson said...

PS: I'll ask you what my sexually motivated husband asked me....

ME: No dear aunt flo is in town!
HUSBAND: Did uncle BJ come with her?

Ha Ha - not so funny!

Kbreints said...

HAHAHAHAHA-- Dan wouldlike that one. PLEASE DO NOT TELL HIM!